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Season five episode one 'camping'

Drake & Josh season five episode 1
Camping

It's Monday morning but its vacation this week so Drake & Josh stay at home cause they have no school.And Megan is also at home.They planned a vacation at a camping but something went wrong...

Joshrake!!Drake!Wake up!Its Monday morning!Time to go to school!

Drake:What?Josh?What are you talking about?Its Monday morning but we don't have school this week!Remember?So why are you waking me up?

Josh:Because I thought we had school and I didn't wanted to be late.

Drake:No fine!It is no school,so let me sleep.I was just dreaming that I was dating with Suzie.

Joshuzie?Who's Suzie?

Drake:I don't know.A girl that I never have never seen before but if she wants to date me I can't say no,right?

Josh:Yeah,I guess.But it's Monday morning and its vacation but we are going to the camping today.Our family vacation or did you forget?

Drakeh no!I hate family vacations!Certainly if its with your family!

Josh:Thats why its called a family vacation?

Drake:Yeah,maybe.I'm going to sleep.See ya,Josh!

Josh:But Drake!We need to go pack our stuff to get ready for the trip at the camping.

Drake:Yeah fine!I guess I have no other choice so I'll go pack my stuff.

Josh:Good idea.But maybe we need to go downstairs first that we can get our breakfast.

Drakeid you just said breakfast?

Josh:Ah ah.Yes,I did.

Drakeh my god!I like breakfast on Monday morning!Donuts and brownies!

Scene two:
Drake and Josh are coming into the living room where mam and dad are sitting with no great news.They don't look happy at all.

Josh:Good morning,parents!

Walter:Morning,Josh.

Drakeh!Donuts and brownies!Nice!

Josh:Whats going on?

Audreyomething terrible happened,Josh.

Joshapa Nichols died?

Walter:No,Josh!Worse!

Audrey:We can't go on vacation this week!

Josh:Why?

Walter:There is not enough room at the camping and we can't have our vacation.

Josh:Now what?

Audrey:We stay at home.We can't do anything else.Where's Drake?

Joshrake was here but I don't see him so...Drake!!!Drake!Where are you!

Drakeh these brownies are so nice!Oh...Josh..I'm in the kitchen!Why?

Josh:Because my parents have bad news!

Drake:Really?What happened?Megan is still alive?

Josh:Yea,but that's nu the problem.The thing is that we can't go to the camping cause its booked out.

Drakeh yes!

Walterrake?

Drakeh,I mean oh no!Why are these brownies and donuts so good?

Josho where's Megan by the way?

Audreyh I didn't tell yet but Megan's sick.She lying in her bed again.Don't make fun of her right now,you understand,Josh?

Josh:Yes of course.So we don't need to pack our stuff.

Walterh yea,Josh?Where not at home this afternoon and evening so you and Drake need to stay here to watch Megan.When she needs anything.

Joshh no!

Scene threerake and Josh are back in their room.They are thinking about Megan.Maybe she is not sick?

Drake:What are we gonna do this afternoon when mam and Walter are going out?

Josh:I don't know.But I still think that Megan is not sick at all.I just think its another joke of her to make fun of us.

Drake:Yea,maybe.

Joshrake!I got an idea!If we can't go to the camping,lets bring the camping here!

Drake:What?How do you bring a camping...

Josh:Easy!Put a tent in the living room and invite some friends!

Drake:Yea!And go get some snacks!

Joshkay.I call Craig and Eric.

Drakeo what you want.I gotta go to the bathroom.

Josh:Just go.Tell me if you see Megan.

Scene 4rake is walking to the bathroom but when he comes there the door is locked because Megan is in it.

(Drake knocks for the second time on the door.)

Drake:Megan!Open the door!I gotta pee!

Megan:Eh,no!I'm not gonna open it.You're not nice to me so,I don't do it!

Drake:Come on Megan.Don't be annoying.And just open the door.I don't have the whole day to wait here before you want to open the door for me.

Megan:You have not.But I have.I don't have a problem with that.I have magazines,my computer,my sell phone,lets see,some chips to eat when I'm hungry so I can survive here.

Drake:You are not sick at all!Why did you lie to mam and dad?

Megan:I don't know.Because I like it?

Draketop it,Megan and just let me in.I gotta go!If you not open the door right know I'm gonna tell mam and dad.

Megan:If you tell mam and dad I'm gonna tell them what you did!

Drake:What I did?

Megan:You took Walters money to buy candy!

Drakeh no!Don't tell them that.

Megan:If you don't tell anything I don't do it either.

Drakekay,fine!You win!I don't tell it but now open the door!

Megan:No!Why should I open it?

Drakeh Megan!This is not funny!Do you want me to pee my pants!

Megan:Eh..yea!I wanna see that!

Drakeh no!Totally not!Do you think I can't hold it?Then you're wrong.So lets see who's better!

Megan:Yea,deal.I stay here and you wait and wait and wait!I already know you're gonna lose!

Drake:I know you're gonna lose,Megan!!

(Drake walks back to his room.Megan starts laughing.)

Megan:Haha,loser!

Scene fiverake comes back in the room.

Josho finally you're there.I thought you was flushed by the toilet!

Drake:Haha,funny Josh!I'm still here.And Megan is still there!

Josh:Megan?Where she is?What do you mean?

Drakeh wait,Josh.Don't ask me too much in one time!

Joshorry,Drake.I forgot.So,what do you mean?

Drake:I mean that Megan isn't sick at all and she's trying to irritate us more then ever when our parents are gone.Oh I gotta pee!

Josh:Again?You're just back from the toilet.

Drake:I know but I didn't go pee cause Megan locked the door from the bathroom and now she's in it and she not want to get out!She dared me!

Josh:How she dared you?

Drakehe don't want to get out the bathroom so she says she can stay in there the whole day and I have to hold my pee!I'm gonna die Josh!

Josh:Good luck!

Drake:With dying?Well,thanks!You're supposed to help me not make it worse!

Josh:I meant good luck with the I don't know how I have to call it so holding your pee the whole day!

Drake:I can't do that Josh!We need to figure out something!A solution!

Josh:I called Craig and Eric.But there was a little problem they said that...

Drake:What they said?

Josh:They can come but....

Drake:But what?!Come on Josh!Just tell it before I pee my pants!

Joshkay,okay.Their cousin is coming also.She's having her vacation with them so there is no other solution to let her come to our camping also.

Drakeh no!Another idiot is coming to our home!

Josh:Come on,brother!Its gonna be fun!Believe me!

Drakeh yea it's gonna be fun!Its gonna be so much fun!Not if I'm full of urine!

Josh:Megan is still in the bathroom isn't she?

Drake:Yes,she is.Why?Let me guess.You have an awesome idea thats exactly totally not awesome but okay.Tell me.

Josh:Megan can't see what you are doing if she's all the time in the bathroom.

Drake:Thats it!Just wait here,I'm gonna go pee in the garden!

Josh:Well,have fun!

Drake:Thanks!!

Scene sixrake is walking down the stairs to go pee in the garden.When he's there not everything goes like he planed...

(Drake is peeing against a tree in the garden.Then his mam comes in the garden too.)

Audreyrake?What are you doing?

Drakeh...eh..nothing.

Audrey:Why are standing like that against a tree?

Drake:I like to stand against a tree like that.Its totally fun!

Audreyh,okay.I didn't know that if you stand against a tree without doing anything it gets wet.

(Drake had finished peeing and turns around.)

Audreyid you peed against the tree?

Drake:Well...eh...I was....I ....eh...yea...I was just....

Audrey:I want the truth!

Drakekay,fine!I peed against the tree,are you happy now?

Audrey:Why,Drake?

Drake:Well,I had a bet with Josh.Bye!

Scene seven:When Walter and Audrey laved the house,Drake and Josh where setting up a tent.Megan is still in the bathroom but she has an idea.Then Craig and Eric are coming with their cousin Amy.

(The bell rings.)

Drake:You go get it!

Josh:Why I almost have to go open the door?

Drake:I don't know.Maybe because you like that!

Josh:No!Totally not!Why you not go open the door?

Drake:Come on,just go Josh!

Josh:Alright.I go!

(Josh opens the door and Craig and Eric are in the door opening.Then Drake sees Amy.)

Josh:Hi!Cone in!How are you guys?

Craig:We are fine,thanks.Look we took our cousin Amy with us.

Josh:Hello,I'm....

Drake: (Drake shakes hands with Amy.)
Hi!I'm Drake.

Amyh hi,Drake.Nice to meet you!Craig and Eric told me a lot about you.

Drakenly good things,I hope.

Amyf course!They told you can play guitar.

Drake:Yes,I have my own band.Its called Drake 24/7.

Amyh what a nice name!Its so original!

Drake:Thanks.Would you like to come to my room.Then you can see my guitar and I can tell you something about...

Joshrake!No!

Drake:Whats wrong with you,Josh?I just want to take her to my room!And oh my god!She looks hot!How can she be the cousin of those two nerds?!

Josh:First its OUR room!And two..yea you're right she looks nice.But we are going to have a camping in our living room and not in the bedroom,understand?

Drake:Yea fine!So,Amy.Come in.

(They come in and walk to the couch.Drake and Josh stay at the door and look to each other.)

Drakeh she's so beautiful,Josh!I'm in love!

Joshrake!

Drake:Yea,Whats up?

Josh:I gotta show you something.

Drake:Wait,Josh!I think I have a problem...

Josh:What?

Drake:I need to pee again!

Josh:Are you kidding me?

Drake:I wish I would but no,I'm not!

Josh:Great!

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