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CosmicPurple zei op 20 feb 2011 - 13:40:
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
- Douglas Adam
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
- Douglas Adam
Eliros zei op 20 feb 2011 - 13:41:
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
CosmicPurple zei op 20 feb 2011 - 13:42:
If you can't eat it, fuck it or kill it
- Tshirt van een dude op een metalfestival
If you can't eat it, fuck it or kill it
- Tshirt van een dude op een metalfestival
Eliros zei op 20 feb 2011 - 13:44:
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
- Josh Groban
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
- Josh Groban
LxKaulitz zei op 20 feb 2011 - 13:45:
If growing up is the process of creating ideas and dreams about what life should be, then maturity is letting go again. ââ¬â by Mary Beth Danielson
If growing up is the process of creating ideas and dreams about what life should be, then maturity is letting go again. ââ¬â by Mary Beth Danielson
CosmicPurple zei op 20 feb 2011 - 13:45:
Calories are the little gnomes that break into your closet at night and make all your clothes smaller.
Calories are the little gnomes that break into your closet at night and make all your clothes smaller.
Eliros zei op 20 feb 2011 - 13:46:
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
Eliros zei op 20 feb 2011 - 13:52:
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
- Albert einstein
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
- Albert einstein
CosmicPurple zei op 20 feb 2011 - 13:52:
"Don't worry, it's not loaded."
Last words of Terry Kath, while pointing a 9-mm semiautomatic pistol to his own head. The single bullet left in the chamber killed him instantly.
"Don't worry, it's not loaded."
Last words of Terry Kath, while pointing a 9-mm semiautomatic pistol to his own head. The single bullet left in the chamber killed him instantly.
Eliros zei op 20 feb 2011 - 13:57:
Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie: What did you just say?
Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my bitch.
ik houd van Family Guy... *zucht*
Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie: What did you just say?
Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my bitch.
CosmicPurple zei op 20 feb 2011 - 13:58:
Learn from your parents' mistakes, use birth control!
Learn from your parents' mistakes, use birth control!
CosmicPurple zei op 20 feb 2011 - 13:59:
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"
Eliros zei op 20 feb 2011 - 13:59:
Stewie: It wasn't even about the eggs, really. Frankly, I like the yolks. I have no problem. There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, 'My God wouldn't it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?'
Learn from your parents' mistakes, use birth control!Heee, die ken ik. x)
Stewie: It wasn't even about the eggs, really. Frankly, I like the yolks. I have no problem. There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, 'My God wouldn't it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?'
CosmicPurple zei op 20 feb 2011 - 14:00:
Life is a roller coaster, and I'm about to throw up.
Life is a roller coaster, and I'm about to throw up.
Eliros zei op 20 feb 2011 - 14:01:
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
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