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CosmicPurple zei op 12 juni 2011 - 22:18:
Say "no" to drugs. If drugs are talking to you, you've already had too many.
Say "no" to drugs. If drugs are talking to you, you've already had too many.
CosmicPurple zei op 12 juni 2011 - 22:21:
Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
CosmicPurple zei op 12 juni 2011 - 22:26:
When depressed, remind yourself that you were the one that made it through the condom.
When depressed, remind yourself that you were the one that made it through the condom.
CosmicPurple zei op 12 juni 2011 - 22:31:
Be nice to people who have nude pictures of you.
Be nice to people who have nude pictures of you.
CosmicPurple zei op 12 juni 2011 - 23:41:
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... but only if you throw it really, really hard.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... but only if you throw it really, really hard.
CosmicPurple zei op 12 juni 2011 - 23:50:
To be sure of always hitting the target, shoot first. Call whatever you hit the target.
To be sure of always hitting the target, shoot first. Call whatever you hit the target.
CosmicPurple zei op 12 juni 2011 - 23:53:
Use a small child as a sled. It really doesn't matter if there is snow or not. Just find a hill.
Use a small child as a sled. It really doesn't matter if there is snow or not. Just find a hill.
CosmicPurple zei op 12 juni 2011 - 23:57:
Never go to sleep angry. Instead, stay up all night and plot your revenge.
Never go to sleep angry. Instead, stay up all night and plot your revenge.
CosmicPurple zei op 12 juni 2011 - 23:58:
If you give a mouse a cookie, he will want a glass of milk. If you give a teenage boy a marker, he will draw a penis.
If you give a mouse a cookie, he will want a glass of milk. If you give a teenage boy a marker, he will draw a penis.
CosmicPurple zei op 12 juni 2011 - 23:59:
If facebook ever shut down you would see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in peoples faces screaming "Do you like this?! DO YOU?!"
If facebook ever shut down you would see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in peoples faces screaming "Do you like this?! DO YOU?!"
CosmicPurple zei op 13 juni 2011 - 0:00:
Dinosaurs were made up by the CIA to discourage time travel.
Dinosaurs were made up by the CIA to discourage time travel.
Mwiih 7 zat vol ^^