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xDevilBitch
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xDevilBitch zei op 20 feb 2011 - 16:48:
Voor alle aliens hier. <3



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Kayley zei op 20 feb 2011 - 20:17:
Ik stem rechts. No doubt. Vlaams Blok of NVA.

En dat van die landen zoals Tunesië, Egypte en nu Libië is een gevolg van de Koude Oorlog. Dus we gaan nog heel wat van die volksopstanden krijgen, I'm telling you.

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xSoParanoid zei op 20 feb 2011 - 20:19:
Ik ben op een of andere site terecht gekomen die songteksten voor je maakt.

Als je die niet serieus invult, krijg je... (hier hebben ze een Katy Perry tekst als voorbeeld gebruikt, en dan mijn gekozen woorden erin gepropt):

This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, laptop in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention

I licked a Winnie the Pooh and I liked it
The taste of her stupid fingers
I licked a Winnie the Pooh just to try it
I hope my dog don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I licked a Winnie the Pooh and I liked it
I liked it

No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter,
You're my experimental game
Just human nature,
It's not what,
Funny people do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

I licked a Winnie the Pooh and I liked it
The smell of her awesome eyes
I licked a Winnie the Pooh just to try it
I hope my dog don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I licked a Winnie the Pooh and I liked it
I liked it,

Those girls they are so magical
Stupid fingers, awesome eyes, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent

I licked a Winnie the Pooh and I liked it
The sound of her hot lips
I licked a Winnie the Pooh just to try it
I hope my dog don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I licked a Winnie the Pooh and I liked it
I liked it

I liked the feel of her spastic hips
I liked the feel of her spastic hips.


ja, I kneuw, dwars door het gesprek over politiek heen. *kuch*

GENIAAL!

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xjeszell zei op 20 feb 2011 - 20:20:
*kuch* een zin uit 'mijn liedje':

I heard somebody whisper 'Avada Kedavra'
But when I looked, that cloud had turned to a dog!

@ Rianne: volgens mij liepen Nederlanders ongeveer 50 jaar geleden zelfs nog met hoofddoekjes.

Jouw liedje is cuwl ;'DD

Rianne
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Rianne zei op 20 feb 2011 - 20:20:
Moet je dit zien:

The Tale of My Arrogant Student Lover
- A Ballad
It began on a crazy autumn morning:
I was the most smart student around,
He was the most arrogant student.

He was my lover,
My arrogant lover,
My student.

We used to cry so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to sleep together, around the world,
We wanted it all.

But one morning, one crazy morning,
We decided to sleep too much.
Together we googled a criminal.
It was little, so little.

From that moment our relationship changed.
He grew so pointless.

And then it happened:

Oh no! Oh no!

He pleasured a ghost.
Alas, a ghost!
My lover pleasured a ghost.
It was sexy, so sexy.

The next day I thought my lips had broken,
I thought my heart had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)

But still, he is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that morning,
That crazy autumn morning.

My heart... ouch!
When I think of that arrogant student,
That arrogant student and me.

xDevilBitch
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xDevilBitch zei op 20 feb 2011 - 20:21:
@Emma (stukje terug), TPB heeft heel lang onder vuur gelegen van auterusrechtwaakhonden zoals Brein. Vroeger kwam ik er wel eens, nu gebruik ik liever btjunkie.org, en daar heb ik tot nu toe nog geen problemen gehad met virussen e.d. ^^ En als downloadprogramma gewoon [Griekse mu]torrent.

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xNadezhda zei op 20 feb 2011 - 20:22:
I robbed a policeman and I liked it
The sound of his stupid ears
I robbed a policeman just to try it
I hope my father don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I robbed a policeman and I liked it
I liked it

I liked the feel of his hairy arms
I liked the feel of his hairy arms.


Katy Perry style. Ik ben d.o.o.d. _0_

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Eliros zei op 20 feb 2011 - 20:23:
*kuch* een zin uit 'mijn liedje':

I heard somebody whisper 'Avada Kedavra'
But when I looked, that cloud had turned to a dog!


OEH, OEH! Deze had ik:

I heard somebody whisper 'Avada Kedavra'
But when I looked, that plane had turned to an ugly fuck!

xSoParanoid
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xSoParanoid zei op 20 feb 2011 - 20:26:
Moet je dit zien:

The Tale of My Arrogant Student Lover
- A Ballad
It began on a crazy autumn morning:
I was the most smart student around,
He was the most arrogant student.

He was my lover,
My arrogant lover,
My student.

We used to cry so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to sleep together, around the world,
We wanted it all.

But one morning, one crazy morning,
We decided to sleep too much.
Together we googled a criminal.
It was little, so little.

From that moment our relationship changed.
He grew so pointless.

And then it happened:

Oh no! Oh no!

He pleasured a ghost.
Alas, a ghost!
My lover pleasured a ghost.
It was sexy, so sexy.

The next day I thought my lips had broken,
I thought my heart had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)

But still, he is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that morning,
That crazy autumn morning.

My heart... ouch!
When I think of that arrogant student,
That arrogant student and me.


ik vind deze echt zoo geniaal en best heel leuk!

Rianne
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Rianne zei op 20 feb 2011 - 20:26:
Ik vind 'm alleen totaal niet melodisch XD

xEmma
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xEmma zei op 20 feb 2011 - 20:29:
Ik dacht, laat ik proberen een kleffe te maken xd
goed gelukt:


The next day I thought my heart had broken,
I thought my heart had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)

But still, he is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that night,
That wonderful summer's night.

My heart... ouch!
When I think of that handsome student,
That handsome student and me.

xSoParanoid
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xSoParanoid zei op 20 feb 2011 - 20:29:
Oh bunny, bunny!
Oh Richard Branson, Richard Branson!
I must confess,
I still believe (still believe),
That men are stupid!
Give me a sign,
Eat me Richard Branson one more time!

Oh bunny, bunny!
Oh David Bowie, David Bowie!
I'm addicted to you.
Don't you know that you're entertaining!
And I love what you do.
Don't you know that you're entertaining!

Oh bunny, bunny!
Oh Adam Sandler, Adam Sandler!
I think I did it again,
I made you believe that people are all good,
Oh Adam Sandler!
To write emails like that is just so typically me.
Oh bunny, bunny!

Eek!.. I did it again!
I cooked a curry!

Oh bunny, bunny!
Oh Natalie Portman, Natalie Portman!
I think I made you believe the willies have bones in them.
Eek!.. You think the willies have bones in them.

Oh bunny, bunny!
I'm not that smooth!
You see my problem is this,
I only have one leg,
Wishing that I had some talent.

Oh bunny, bunny!
Oh Richard Branson, Richard Branson!
Oh David Bowie, David Bowie!
Oh Adam Sandler, Adam Sandler!
Oh Natalie Portman, Natalie Portman!
I must confess,
I still believe (still believe),
That men are stupid!
Give me a sign,
Eat me Richard Branson one more time!


dit is de mijne

Frenemy
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Frenemy zei op 20 feb 2011 - 20:29:
Hahahaa die liedjes :'

Eliros
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Eliros zei op 20 feb 2011 - 20:29:
Oh wizard, wizard!
Oh Dumbledore, Dumbledore!
I must confess,
I still believe (still believe),
Howarts is real!
Give me a sign,
Hit me with your magic spell Dumbledore one more time!

Oh wizard, wizard!
Oh Harry, Harry!
I'm addicted to you.
Don't you know that you're magic!
And I love what you do.
Don't you know that you're magic!

Oh wizard, wizard!
Oh Ron, Ron!
I think I did it again,
I made you believe Voldemort is dead,
Oh Ron!
To do the hippogriff like that is just so typically me.
Oh wizard, wizard!

Motherfucking hell!.. I did it again!
I annoyed Snape!

Oh wizard, wizard!
Oh Voldemort, Voldemort!
I think I made you believe Dumbledore is gay.
Motherfucking hell!.. You think Dumbledore is gay.

Oh wizard, wizard!
I'm not that awesome!
You see my problem is this,
I am in Griffyndor,
Wishing I was in Slytherin.

Oh wizard, wizard!
Oh Dumbledore, Dumbledore!
Oh Harry, Harry!
Oh Ron, Ron!
Oh Voldemort, Voldemort!
I must confess,
I still believe (still believe),
Howarts is real!
Give me a sign,
Hit me with your magic spell Dumbledore one more time!


hehe

xEmma
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xEmma zei op 20 feb 2011 - 20:32:
@ Elise: die is geniaaaaal<3

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Eliros zei op 20 feb 2011 - 20:33:
@Emma; haha, ik moest ineens denken aan HP... tja. *kuch*



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